This right here is pretty much the thought process I go through on a minutely basis on my off season. Okay, slightly dramatic… daily for sure:
1: Okay let’s do this, cant stay stage lean
2: YES calorie increase. time for allllllllll of the food
3: Oh no! too much food. I feel sick
4: Well at least my body hates this bad food, time to be good again
5: Ooooh is that food?!
6: Oh hey booty! Look guys check out these booty gains
7: Where’s my tan gone. Must tan tonight so I look like I still have muscles
8: Thank goodness for my macro increase, I’m so strong now!
9: Oh, I dont like this whole softer look thing going on
10: Maybe I’ll do a mini cut….
11: Who am i kidding why would I put myself through that voluntarily, carbs are my best friend
12: Carbs are the devil I look so soft. gross
13. Ooooh is that porridge?!
14: Look at these new muscles this is great!
15: Maybe I should train some abs
16: Abs are you still there somewhere?
17: Guys have you seen my HUGE booty now?!
18: I should probably do a little bit of cardio again…
19: Nope bad idea I HATE cardio!
20: Oh did I mention I have a peachy bigger booty now?
True story. Who else can relate?
p.s Have you seen these booty gains?
p.p.s No really, have you?!